Joke : Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy?
1. Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!
2. Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
3. Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!
4. Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
5. Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!