Joke : Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?
1. Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?Because the poor didn't have any !
2. How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
3. If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !
4. What does a footballer and a magician have in common ? Both do hat tricks !
5. Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
6. Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!