Joke : Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!
1. A family was having dinner on Mothers Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong."Nothing," said the woman. Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?""Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mothers Day, you don't even tell me so much as "Thank you.""Why should I?" he said. "Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Fathers Day gift.""Yes," she said, "but I'm their real mother."
2. A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" inspite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts back,"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"