Joke : What's the definition of an accountant?

jokes | July. 07, 2017

1. What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

2. What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.

3. What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

4. When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise.

5. When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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