Joke : What does CPA stand for ?
1. What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.
2. What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything
3. What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets
4. What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level
5. What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting