Joke : Sometimes love is blind !
1. Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ?Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !
2. Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.
3. Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!
4. A: My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful. B: Well they do say that love is blind !