Joke : What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?
1. What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever.
2. Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was "a-salted."
3. Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
4. Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.
5. Knock Knock Who's there !Bacon !Bacon who ?Bacon a cake for your birthday !
6. Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, what's SHAKING!