Joke : Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

jokes | Aug. 09, 2017

1. Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.

2. Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!

3. Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!

4. Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar. Don't worry you'll soon change!

5. Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!

6. Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Well pull yourself together then

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