Joke : Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
1. Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
2. Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!
3. Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!
4. Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar. Don't worry you'll soon change!
5. Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
6. Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Well pull yourself together then