Joke : Who makes a million dollars a day?

jokes | Aug. 09, 2017

1. When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep."She took the bed!"

2. How can you double your money? By folding it in half.

3. When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.

4. Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.

5. Are you getting older and wiser? No, he's getting older and wider!

6. What's the best thing about turning 65? No more calls from insurance salesmen.

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