Joke : What happened to your car?
1. A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and blood. He asks his friend,"What happened to your car?""Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer"."OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?""Well, I had to chase him all through the park."
2. My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were infact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that. She said, "Well not so much to find out who the other woman was, butto see if I could find out what she saw in ya."