Joke : Three animals were having a drink in a cafe...

jokes | Aug. 05, 2017

1. Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it.""I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."

2. A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper."That's a moose from Canada", came the reply."A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha rats the size of elephants over there !"

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