Joke : You youngsters are soft and lazy today
1. Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. I've lost five cents, sobbed Johnny. Don't worry, said his dad kindly. Here's five more for you, At this Johnny howled louder than ever. Now what is it ? asked his dad.I wish I'd said I'd lost ten cents!
2. Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o'clock every morning and walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing of it. Fred: I don't blame you, Grandpa. I wouldn't think, much of it myself.