Joke : You should be on the radio
1. A little monster was learning to play the violin, I'm good, aren't I? He asked his big brother.You should be on the radio, said his brother. You think I'm that good? No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !
2. At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said,"I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army."