Joke : You haven't changed one little bit
1. A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper,"The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife. This is called polygamy. But we believe in having only one wife. This is called monotony"
2. A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks,he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !"He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't changed one little bit."