Joke : Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

jokes | Aug. 04, 2017

1. Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for adivorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman."Every damn time your Honor," she sighed, "Every damn time !"

2. Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.

3. The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat for inspection, "do you call that pig?" "Which end of the fork, sir?" the waitress asked sweetly.

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