Joke : Thanks for your cooperation
1. Two elderly women were staring at the numbers of the floors listed above the elevator door. When asked if they needed any assistance with something, one asked how they were going to be able to reach way upthere to push the button for their floor.
2. The school teacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct, he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
3. You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!! As we ain't got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.Thanks for your cooperation.