Joke : I'm looking for my dollar bill
1. One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. What are you doing? she asked. I'm looking for my dollar bill, Max replied. I lost it down the road. Why don't you look for it there? Because the light's better here!
2. When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowling team.
3. A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station!"