Joke : Shit! But I am the husband!

jokes | Aug. 03, 2017

1. In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You don't love me any more...." "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you cook better now."

2. Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!" Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: "Shit! But I am the husband!"

3. "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist."I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but...""Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"

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