Joke : He asked if the coast was clear...

jokes | Aug. 03, 2017

1. But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? Ahusband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

2. Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear...

3. A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."

4. A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

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