Joke : Would you go to lunch or read the paper?

jokes | Aug. 02, 2017

1. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

2. Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

3. The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

4. I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money

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