Joke : My little brother thinks he's a computer
1. Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.
2. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
3. Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!
4. I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now Ive changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.