Joke : What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

jokes | Aug. 02, 2017

1. What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

2. Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player. Fan: Why's that? Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!

3. Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.

4. Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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