Joke : I got the most terrible fright
1. Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright." "What happened?" asked Harry."I married her," replied Fred.
2. If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
3. If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.
4. Ted said to his friend, can you lend me $10? But I only have $8, his friend replied.That's OK, you can always owe me the other $2!