Joke : Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?
1. Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll
2. Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
3. How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !
4. Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.
5. Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"