Joke : First it goes ping, then it goes pong

jokes | Aug. 01, 2017

1. What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

2. Why can't you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!

3. Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

4. Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.

5. Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

6. If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? Wed better, or it will be curtains for us.

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