Joke : Don't eat the cookies so fast

jokes | Aug. 02, 2017

1. Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

2. And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary. "No, maam. It's Brendan."

3. Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !

4. Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tear along the dotted line!"

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