Joke : So what exactly can I learn on the Internet?
1. So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already.
2. A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.
3. BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife....DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
4. In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!