Joke : How can you tell an old person from a young person?

jokes | Aug. 02, 2017

1. You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.

2. How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

3. "No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. "I cannot see you today!" "That's fine," said the salesman, "I'm selling spectacles."

4. Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."

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