Joke : How are husbands like lawn mowers?

jokes | Aug. 02, 2017

1. Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.

2. Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!

3. Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? Shed read there was going to be some change in the weather.

4. Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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