Joke : Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ?

jokes | July. 31, 2017

1. Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !

2. Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.

3. Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!

4. What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.

5. Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.

6. Did you hear about the boy who stole some rhubarb? He was put into custardy.

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