Joke : Ten truths about accountants (part II)
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.
How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?
How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will