Joke : Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
1. Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
2. Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!
3. Knock Knock Who's there !Butter !Butter who ?Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !
4. Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
5. What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."
6. What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !