Joke : What do you call a fake noodle?
1. Knock Knock Who's there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !
2. Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta.
3. What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.
4. What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.
5. What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.
6. What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.