Joke : My birthday's coming!

jokes | July. 13, 2017

1. "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."

2. "I'm giving a surprised birthday party for you." "A surprised. birthday party? What's that?" "That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!"

3. "My birthday's coming! Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"

4. "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"

5. "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."

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