Joke : What happened when Dumbo went to a mind reader?
1. What happened when Dumbo went to a mind reader? They gave him his money back.
2. What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.
3. What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !
4. How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had him a long time.
5. What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentines Day? Rugs and kisses!
6. Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!