Joke : What happened when Dumbo went to a mind reader?

jokes | July. 31, 2017

1. What happened when Dumbo went to a mind reader? They gave him his money back.

2. What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.

3. What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !

4. How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had him a long time.

5. What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentines Day? Rugs and kisses!

6. Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!

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