Joke : Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
1. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
2. Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!
3. Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!
4. Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well, you won't be empty-handed, will you!
5. Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.