Joke : Something that will never, ever, happen to me again

jokes | July. 13, 2017

1. Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old yesterday.

2. The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, maam," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread.""That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."

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