Joke : Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound!
1. Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound! Look, what more do you want? Blood?
2. What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
3. What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
4. What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?A very, very big spider !
5. Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.
6. Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.