Joke : How did the football pitch end up as triangle ?
1. How did the football pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !
2. Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ?Ref: The rest of the match !
3. What part of a football ground is never the same ?The changing rooms !
4. What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!
5. Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !
6. Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!