Joke : Have you heard my knock-knock joke?
1. Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
2. Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.
3. Have you heard my knock-knock joke? asked the blonde. No, said the brunette. Okay, said the blonde, you start.
4. Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
5. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...